Dearest Lauren

Lauren and I went for delicious tea and dessert today, from the Tea House, which was fun. I recounted to her way more than I have for a long time, although I left out still most of what she wanted to hear.

Lauren, you must ask better questions, dear. Although honestly Jake (and I) make it into a bigger deal than it was. But that's the end of that discussion on here, talk to me in real life if you want to continue this, okay?

It was like, our second date and we haven't had sex yet! I'm astonished at our self-restraint. Go us.